doe not answer at all. Don't blam Mhb too much; It's only desperatio: [far.:: ? to the fore. You may hav lofiMotd a marked change in th ranker. but ever-growing stronge MX. toward the teacher. You knoi IB W they can look at you a ttM If you're lucky; but, th teachers arc fupposed to be immune flM, anyway, you'll have to admi Alt lomtthlng happens to the stu the sixth work. You've prob ms fues.vd what causes it—repor MRU; though whether it is ambi MB or conscience or somethini fttch. remains to be discovered. —Sid Gordon. ACCOMPLISHMENT ASS'N. This is really what I call retribU' Pevcr .it was over so quick' I g l hardly knew what it was al , Mout I was nominated for club reporter and then someone made i potion that I be unanimously elect- H It sounded to me like a frame-up. Abo, I wish to state here anc lw that if I wasn't so much of i gentleman and the above mentione BBBJlnstor wasn't of the so-caUec iWtfe: sex I might say some reall: Wt really have a rather fine English club, as English clubs go, anc I believe we will do ourselves (witl the help of Mrs. Newcomb) mucl I food along the line of speaking anc It mtaht interest the school a J ihrfe to know what some of our "pel f MlKninatlons'' were, as subjects o mIts: 'An Old Ford Affectionatelly known as Eloise"; '"Dry Assembly speakers ; "Bees"; "Talkative Girls in the Seat Behind You at a Show"; going Back to School After a Va-cation," and "Jazz Crooners." —Charles Wood. MECHANICAL DRAWING j Mr. Connell, the mechanical drawing teacher, when asked to ex- HMjii that subject in terms not toe technical, said, "Mechanical drawing Is the first step the engineer o; architect takes toward fulfilling hii dreams It's the method by whlcl tba designer expresses his viewi 1 land presents them to whoever need! Bp translate them into actual physical form. Every piece of work thai 9 ttdone In the shops in the way oJ 1 wood work, sheet metal or architectural J taml work has to be first built or gPPtf by the use of mechanical drawing. Next to their practical l nkie, when well drawn they are a firing of beauty to be admired by pi the most critical." And here's , secret that I picked up myself pete Carroll draws the prettiest automobiles you ever saw. AUNT JANE'S CORNER Dear Aunt Jane: OOQld you please tell us whether f not the Christmas dance will be formal? —A Couple of Juniors. Kcr.f of the school dances is Hiftc'.tj formal. —Aunt Jane. THURSDAY'S ASSEMBLY I. liach grumbling was heard all nmhy when it was learned that MBts would have to forego that HlHt plrce of cake and would not, Bill toune, be able to eat fish, un- U iv ID} condition. However, when 997 shining faces did assemble themselves at 12:45 it was a study the passing of the storm" to them. Gradually the corners ti mouths began to curl up- wfi Instead of downward, as a de- iMn program unfolded itself. I 01 ill the brilliant ideas that have nptxpounded upon the old sub- M f i new high school, Clyde Basset certainly topped them off. Dh would make anybody, ex- M i persons who are respon- jBfcr the building of a new high Hi build one. Elaine Evans pi V some very good pointers on program of Ogden High school ftt the lost ten years, and we nred with some excellent prs from the band, the string Hile the chorus, Eleanor McFarlane ud Fay Seager. mr. clarence Seybert, president of kiwanis club, said a few words Kcatlon and everyone went Hhls studies with a very feeling toward the Kiwanians Kmre indirectly responsible humdinger" of an assembly. Mr used by poetic license.) —Charles Wood. Dec. 7, 1931 O.H.S. NEWS Elpha Morse, Editor; Virginia Hunter, bob hetzel, Associates; Beatrice allen, phyllis Isakson, Typists. POLLY WITH A PAST Cttntted a prime minister in Uruguay p&rdon me, Paraguay— feed up in a pearl scandal in fejl ind to cap her nefarious e career she caused a famous musi¬cian to commit suicide. It was e enough to make any solicitous moth¬er er fear for her son—the darling of :r her heart—and when a young society girl seemed—almost—available. ,t To be continued tomorrow, e M. J. WOOD, ii t HAVE YOU EVER SEEN— Marybeth Early as the kittenish . scandal digger. t Margaret Betts as a high-bred society woman who fears for her son?f g Henry Rosevear as many times reformed but finally and fatally by that ever famous Myrtle? John Evans as the mooning love¬sick Romeo? Your past will find you out. JANET FIFE. 11 AUNT JANE'S CORNER Dear Aunt Jane: 1 Will you please tell me where: Dora Bundy gets her beautiful ; hair, Lucile Clark gets her beauti- i ful olive complexion, Betty Franklin J gets her beautiful blue eyes, Frances Mortensen gets her beautiful I figure, Anita Cottle, gets her feminine charm? AN ADMIRER. Dear Admirer: i Don't ask me, ask mother nature, i AUNT JANE, l 1 IF I HAD— Holly's personality, Lulu's dim- t pies, Jessie's good sportsmanship, t Jeanette's accent, Elaine's frown, E Elpha's eyes, Mildred's looks, Clyde's r vocabulary, Russ' humor, Marion's i smile, Hermese's stock of funny 5 stories, Helen's knowledge and Virginia's blonde locks, what a knock- out I would be. LOUISE ALLEN. Dear Robert: Your letter was very interesting . but being, of more interest to our 1 student body president who arranges " the assemblies than to the public, ' it was turned over to him. THE EDITOR, r MUSIC INCREASED I The regular Friday assembly which ' was called to order by our illus- 3 trious student body president, ought " to more than satisfy the crying de- , mand of the students for a shorter 1 and more musical program. The first number on the program [ was a piano selection by Paul God- dard entitled, "I Surrender Dear."! 1 He played as his encore, "You Call It Madness But I Call It Love." Orlean Monson then gave an ex- ; cellent and amusing reading, "The . Tomboy." We were next honored by two se¬lections from the Weber trio which is composed of Grant Passey, Charles Chandler and Walton Foulger. Our own saxophone quartet, com¬posed of Drew Peterson, Fred Humiss, Jack Walton, and Frank Aus-tin, entertained us with two numbers, "The Elephant's March" and ' "Twilight in the Mountains," after which assembly adjourned. BEA ALLEN. SPECTATORS' TREAT What could be sweeter in the winter time (for the onlookers) than a nice icy sidewalk? Imagine being I seated on the steps of our ancient. J but precious, alma mater, viewing I ! the masses. An aggressive student seeks to lead the goodly band. He slips and falls to the ground cursing his luck. You laugh and exclaim, "Wasn't he graceful? I couldn't have done better myself." After watching such scenes you decide to try your luck. You walk cautiously for a while and finally decide it's a cinch so you trip merrily along. All of a sudden you follow in the footsteps of afore-mentioned student and rediscover the art of blushing. Maybe it isn't such a rare sport after all to watch the plight of aggressive students. Even a bare school room can be made attractive and home-like. One is always impressed with the cheer¬fulness of Mrs. Wade's room. Soft- gleaming colorful curtains at the windpws create a home-like atmos¬phere. On the walls are many good pictures of interesting subjects. In the back of the room is a lovely fern, and on her desk is a small pepper plant with its saucy red peppers, both of which add charm. Bright sunshine floods a spirit of warmth and well being and is a greater incentive to study. JANE KENNEDY. What makes Alden B. look so very happy these days? Did he get the date he was after from the little girl with the dimples who goes un¬der the initials of M. B.? If so, how does he do it? Mr. Smith was giving a science class different examples to make clear the difference between a com-pound and a mixture. "What," he said, "would I have if I took some pure alcohol, added waterrto it, and shoot it jid thoroughly?" "A cock- tail," brightly remarked Lulu. c Mrs. Pin: "You look terrible." t Mr. Pin: "You don't know what c I've been through." Miss Schofield to Marjorie: "Why didn't you brush your teeth?" I Marjorie: "You can't fool me. I i haven't any hair on them." a Famous last words: It's the truth c that hurts. Dec. 8, 1931 O.H.S. NEWS Elpha Morse, Editor; Virginia Hunter, Bob Hetzel, Associates; Beatrice Allen, Phyllis Isakson, Typists. MODERN DEFINITION Many parents think it is unneces- sary to send girls to college. George Herman Derry, a well known educa- tor and sociologist, has a different a opinion. In fact, he says, "In the 1 tradition from which all our mod- ern culture has sprung, an art s means the right way of doing things, c To play the game of life, your t daughter needs those personal pow- e ers which, for this modern age of i ours, I have ventured to define as 1 the seven liberal arts." The first of the liberal arts as de¬fined by Dr. Derry is: The art of be¬havior before God, character—the power of self-knowledge, self-rever¬ence, self-control through respon-R siveness to motives, values and ideals that find their deepest and l only enduring sanction in profound and fully realized religious convic- j tions. The second of the liberal arts asi} defined by Dr. Derry will be given in next evening's notes. Watch for L it. POLLY WITH A PAST It also was an unheard of occur- c rence among proper people to take a swim at dawn in next to noth- If ing—in fact, just a trifle. Madamoiselle Bady was indeed a character to be evaded—too notorious and un¬conventional by far to be associated i with. To be continued tomorrow. x M. J. W. — j THREE IFS If quite a number of our good citizens are not convinced that we need a new high school there just isn't any convincing possible. c If you think that shooting is the i only thing learned in the old shack known as the rifle range you are greatly mistaken. The aspiring marksmen gather around the small stove and everything from fishing technic to the principals of high so¬ciety is thoroughly discussed. If other students feel as I do they are at this minute wondering what has happened to Aunt Jane. Aunt Jane is the best authority to con¬sult when in doubt and by writing her you help enlighten others who most likely have the same question in mind. JAMES GIBSON. DIARY OF A DAMSEL Aftermath of the week-end: Now that the last minute skirm¬ish is over in which I studiously endeavored to placate various teach¬ers, I have a few moments in which to muse upon the vagaries and in¬consistencies of the members of the teaching profession. The past week¬end was spent in a conscientious effort to complete "makeup" work, read fifteen short stories, and pre¬pare promising traces of applica¬tion to Monday's assignments. As a result, certainly much too cruel for a mere senior, I feel as if I hadn't visited the land of dreams for ages; my tired brain is rebelling this very second; I don't know whether two and two make and equal four or ninety-nine—and really don't care. Sundry professors of modern edu¬cation can't "have their cake and eat it, too." I wonder which is most to be desired—scholarly preparation on Saturday and Sunday, or studious brilliancy the rest of the days of the week? Oh, well, I don't intend to worry myself out of a refreshing nap. A siph. a vawn. a drooping head: contact with a hard desk, slumber, and dreams of a zero in English and an "unprepared" in history. SUSIE SEVENTEEN. ANCIENT HISTORY (Lesson No. 1) Note: This material is taken from the O. H. S. scrap book for the school year of 1924 and 1925. A delay in the shipment of R. O. T. C. material has occasioned a delay in the issuing of suits and ma-terial. Sergeant Mayer reports. If I know anything about the R. O. T. C. I'll bet the boys were just in tears. Yeah? Teachers were somewhat dis¬turbed today by the annual request: to fill the teachers' registration 1 cards asking for their experience, training, age, etc. In regard to age one teacher replied, "I am over 21." Well, pl-lease. Harry Lyon, Andy Beck, Paul Wilson, Miriam Cain, Genevieve Madsen, Jack Madsen, Conrad Fernelius and other alumni students visited the school during the week. Even in those days the old grads came back to annoy the teachers and students. Attention was called Thursday to a student, who walks in from Riverdale (about five miles) to school every morning and then takes drill for exercise. Can you beat this? Absolutely not, and what's more, I'm not going to try. BILL THOMPSON. ZETA PHI XI Again Zeta came forth with a plunge and a splash. And, what a splash. Shouts were heard, heads were seen above water, duckings were given and races were won and lost. Where? How? When? Why? Because we are for health and sports and oodles of fun. Sufficient questions? But before this exciting bit of news comes to a close, I will add: Our ravenous appetites were pleasingly satisfied by John, the head waiter. MILDRED LARSON, Reporter. SOPHISTICATIONS Malou Dobbs not arguing, or not having the last word. Sody Soderberg staying home Sat¬urday night. Elpha Morse having home eco¬nomics fifth period. Mildred Larson a flaming red¬head. Ed Eiken without a date to the accolade. Russ Farr without Harm. Bob Rushmer pawning his medals. Ike Neilson in command of the community detail. Ernie Wansgard without a power¬ful slam. SOPHIE. AUNT JANE'S CORNER Dear Aunt Jane: What is our next dance and when will it be? Are student body tickets good for it? If not, how much will it cost? A STUDENT. Dear Student: The next dance will be holly hop which will be held on Friday, De¬cember 18. The price of admission is 75 cents a couple. AUNT JANE.