which will be sold to the students of Ogden High school will be good the events numerated from now until the time of the dance; mainly, tag day, the elction Friday, March 20 or the two candi the flection the following Et for the final queen, and the Kir Friday, March 27. I hope explanation will clear up your Ell on the matter.—Aunt Jane. SPEAKING OF SPEAKERS Our school certainly has some Mnu of ability. The semi-final S. A. R oratorical contest took m In Mrs. McKey's room. The judges, Mr. Robins, D. Wangsgard and Mrs. McKey, must have great They all chose the same orations. The three best were hwr Lutzkaar, Russell Stone and pMao Mulcahy. Although the tap decided unanimously, all of Ifbionhcns were exceptionally good. iBKtt boy certainly must feel a Ktoer as they gained something notthing big. CHATTER AND CHAFF just the same old feeling, says Dale, nonchalantly. Incident this makes the third cham- Ktthl team he's been on. The Indians are coming! Eta on. you Braves, grab a Hppr and shindig down to the Classy Calia and have a whoopee good time. Er about a "Brewer" for queen? Italy nice, we'd say! Hlmpaign your fair lady through Hbatdlum of the notes column. It's Hgr all suggestions—drop them HER MAJESTY! Ore's a blonde on our yacht, Hbi that take your breath There's a girl on our boat, boys, who will make you want to stay. She's a wonder that you'll love, , boys. She's a Kingdom in herself. She's a puzzle by herself, boys, that you must not try to solve. She has everything and more, boys, personality and pep; beauty, brains, and lots of things, boys, and a smile to match her step. Helen Madsen for our queen, boys, she's the choice of our hearts. She's the skipper for your yacht, boys, use your votes for Cupid's (Paid Political Advertisement.) TAU ETA NU Tau Eta Nu is announcing again. Our meeting was called to order by President Reardon. The minutes were read and the roll called. We discussed bidding for a booth and decided to do so. We also agreed to to enter the ticket selling contest so you other clubs better beware. We had a most interesting play read by one of our members, Naurine Bruestle. It's way past our time so sta¬tion Tau Eda Nu will sign off for this week.—The Spectator. TO CLUB REPORTERS Will all club reporters please hand to Dorothea Varney a report of the two most important events of this school year. They can be some that will take place, or those past, but please make this report. Get it in no later than tomorrow night.Thank you. MRS. IRWIN ABSENT We missed Mrs. Irwin, who was absent last Friday on account of illness, and hope she'll be back with us this week feeling fine. Mr. Beeson was also confined to his bed on Thursday and Friday. Owls' eyes are fixed. As compen¬sation, however, they can turn their heads almost in a complete circle, Ogden High School Notes March 17, 1931 "If you are not satisfied with your life, build a service station on it." BOOKS IN OUR LIBRARY Hr those who enjoyed "Typee" and "Moby Dick" by Herman Melville, there Is "Omro" by the same author. "Omro" is a story of sailors and whale fishing in the South Seas. The title is borrowed from the dialect of the Marquesas Islands, wehre the word signifies a rover or a person wandering about from one island to another. There is "Safari," by Martin Johnson for those who like to read of thrilling adventures and big game hunting in Africa. Two other books of this same type are Brauch's "Hunting of the Buffalo" and Bradley's "Trailing the Iigu." "Drums," by James Boyd, and "Black Arrow," by Stevenson, are absorbing stories with historical backgrounds. "Drums" is on the American revolution and "Black Arrow," the War of the Roses. AUNT JANE'S CORNER Dear Aunt Jane: Are masks prohibited at the Classicalia Ball? What is the admission charge? When do we get our tickets in order to vote for our queen? Do we who have dates to the dance have to buy a ticket in order to vote? --Wee R. Waiting. Dear Wee R. Waiting: Masks are not proper at the Classicalia and no one will be allowed to wear a mask. Admission is 50c per person and the tickets have been on sale since Monday. Buy them from some club member as the clubs are conducting a ticketing selling contest. If you have a date, get a ticket from your escort, because that is his obligation. Sincerely, AUNT JANE, Dear Aunt Jane: What school dances will follow the Classicalia? About when will each occur? --Nevvy. Dear Nevvy: Two dances follow the Classicalia. They are the Junior Promenade and the Senior Reception. These social activities occur usually about the middle of April and May respectively, Sincerely, AUNT JANE. S. O. S. Friday the 13th may have been un- lucky for some people, but certainly not for us. It turned out to be a big day which undoubtedly will find a place in our history. I'm sure that during the "Hunt" we gave the gas stations a very promising outlook, and also gave the streets a thorough going-over, which might suggest something to the street commissioners. Afterwards we were entertained at the home of Mr. Rushmer, where we all dispayed our ability at the dishes. The club wishes to extend its ap¬preciation to Mrs. Raymond and Mrs. Rushmer, who helped to make the affair such a great success. —Skipper. CHATTER AND CHAFF Heap big time at Berthana Wig¬wam soon! But—guess the latest: Fred Morris and Jack Hilton called up Preston Mulcahy (a ticket seller) and said, "We're a coupie of Injuns and would like to make reservations! for us and our squaws the night of 'the big-time war dance." What could be a more pleasing contrast for the last two girls for queen than the vivacious, black-eyed Dorothy Knowldon, and the sweet, charming Helen Madson? Get your tickets and vote. Get Max Mairs to sing in his own technical way the little ditty that goes on something like this: "I like i to play in the fire and I like to play in the rain, but I dont' like ao play in the fire unless it's raining." ALL ABOARD Tomorrow afternoon—literally at 6:30 o'clock—the Orange Streaks clash with the Minersville aggrega-tion at the Deseret gymnasium in Salt Lake City. A goodly number of Ogden High students are arrang-ing to be on hand at this opening Erne. A bus has been chartered for e unfortunates who do not happen have an automombile in the fam¬ily. The bus transportation is so cheap that we are afraid to publish It. (It would get us in Dutch with the state utilities commission) but you can get this information by whispering to the chairman of ath-letics—Mr. Willis Smith. Ogden High School Notes March 18, 1931 Ruth Greaves, Editor. WHO ARE SUPPORTERS? The clubs of high school have long of their school spirit, yet e time comes for them ten come through with a little support they all lie down on the job. The bidding for the booths at the Classicalia and the ticket selling contest have been in past years the high- in club activities; now, it seems the club interest has died down and that there are no real go- getters in clubs now. Let's get be¬hind this now and make the Clas¬sicalia a real success. WEBSTER WORKERS Will you argue with us? Most of the Webster workers think and argue that a lie is justifiable. Mr. Darling says, "Lies explain in a very smooth way what goes on at a party. "Oh! We just played cards, listened to the radio, or danced." Those late hours cause another lie so why not say, "We had a flat tire," or about that bent fend¬er, "It was just this way—that guy bumped right square into the car, and I was going so slow, etc.— Miss Hawks explains, "If I tell mother I have my typing her mind will be at ease and I can go places, land besides, it is entertaining to see how many lies one can tell." Now, do you agree with these and many other W. W.'s?—So long. —Beatrice Brownson. A WORD OF EXPLANATION For the benefit of the layman and as he is affectionately called by the Chicago gangster "the innocent by¬stander," I wish to explain a mys¬tery that has probably been the_ source of a great many sleepless nights to many a poor soul. The proposition in a nutshell is this: I have observed a look of j grave concern on several parents' faces when they saw their youthful progeny march out of the house with a costume composed of a clean white shirt, a new necktie, a fresh¬ly pressed suit-coat, a pint or two of hair oil, and a pair of dirty, old, unshined shoes and a pair of the most disreputable looking cords in several blocks. Now, the explanation! Dear par¬ents, calm your fears. Your child is merely going to have his picture taken, and due to the fact that the photograph required for the Year Book is cut off at the waist, just what is the good of dressing up the rest of one's figure? I'm sure that mother will lose her worried look after reading this, and father will quit snoring. —Mother's Little Helper, LEST YOU FORGET! Aha! Another candidate! None othe - han Oertel in person. She really doesn't need any campaign¬ing, though. She's backed by all the "Old Northern Students" and Company La. Come on gang. Let's give Petrel a break. A whole company can't be wrong! "All for one—one for all —Oertel! AUNT JANE'S CORNER Dear Aunt Jane: Are tickets sold to people not in high school counted in the ticket- selling contest of the clubs? —Worker. Dear Worker: Yes, they will be counted in the contest but they'll not be the same kind of ticket as non-students are not allowed to vote for queen and maid-of-honor. —Aunt Jane. CHATTER AND CHAFF Have you bought your ticket for the Classicalia? If not, do so at once. Being fifty cents (50c) in the morning (or $1.00 if you're giving a lady a break) and buy one from any one of the many ticket-sellers. Mildred Stromberg is glad his name is "Dave." How did you like the Colonial issue of the Classicum quarterly? It couldn't be beat! Helen McKay and her capable staff certainly know how to dish out the fancy material. Frannie Foley was mumbling to himself the other day, "My queen. thou art more divine than heaven above, more beautiful than earth's rarest flower, as fresh as the dew from the sweet honeysuckle, etc." Don't be alarmed—he was just rehearsing the soap-box campaign he's going to give at noon tomor¬row. WHO IS ILA? With apologies to William Shakespeare. Who is Ila? What is she that all the students demand her? Kind, fair and wise is she; the heavens such grace did lend her, that she might high school's queen be. Then to Ila let us bring, votes from students one and all. She ex¬cels in everything, that goes to make a good Classicalia queen! —Political Advertisement. MEET THE QUEENS Take pleasure in introducing charming girls: Adorable Anell, Dorothy Divine, Eloise ver, the superfine, Gracious Geneva and Ila so sweet, Oertel Aadneson--she's plenty neat, Helen and Helen both lovely and nice--now who do you want? You'd better think twice! Ogden High School Notes March 20, 1931 Ruth Greaves, Editor One week from tonight — the queen, the maid of honor, the medi¬cine man, the procession,—in short, ye olde Classy Calia. Get your dates, your tickets, and your cos¬tumes. Come on—boost the Classi¬calia. AUNT JANE'S CORNER Dear Aunt Jane: Are parents admitted to the Class¬icalia free? —I Want to Know. Dear I Want to Know: No, this is one dance where par¬ents must pay. You see, it is the only money-making dance we have during the year and everyone must pay. —Aunt Jane. ALL SET? Have you all tickets so that you may vote for the girl of your choice (or heart) ? If not, see almost any¬one belonging to the various clubs; that is, see them if they don't see you first? Break loose and buy a ticket. Buy a lot, buy a house, buy two tickets. Even Joe Foley got his hand back out of his fishhook-lined money pocket clutching a dollar. You can do the same. Ask Joe how he did it. And another thing. Everyone wears a costume to the "Class." Make the dance a hilarious riot of color and fun. Andy B. says if he can get someone to grind a hand organ he will go as an organ grinder and his monkey. All set for a big time March 27? Yeeow! And how! REAL SPIRIT A number of Ogden High school students attended the games in Salt Lake City Wednesday and Thursday and did everything in their power to back the team. Atta old spirit, gang. It's students like you who make high school what it is. DOWN THE AMENDMENT Down the amendment! Students, you are aware of the fact that a few radical school politicians are trying to amend our constitution. This dis¬satisfied group contends that the present council has unequal repre¬sentation inasmuch as clubs have representatives. They maintain that tne students at large are not rep- resented in our school government, but this argument is fallacious. Are not club members also members of the student body and equally inter¬ested in the school welfare? Yes, and furthermore, Council deals largely with club activity. There¬fore, they should be represented. The proposed amendment is not equal to all, inasmuch as one person may i represent from ten to fifty persons :thus producing a dangerous situa¬tion in Council representation. MATTER OF AMENDING Lately there has bsen a lull in dis¬cussion of the amendment. Do not think the matter has been dropped. No! far from it. The notes will be opened for discussion on the Amendment. All desirous of express¬ing their views on either side of the question, drop your article in the note box. In this manner we hope to create the interest of the entire student body. Here is a copy of the amendment: Section I—Membership. The student council shall con¬sist of the elected members of this association, the principal, the treas-urer, two advisory members of the faculty, three officers of the respec¬tive classes, and an elected council member for every thirty (30) mem¬bers, or major fraction thereof, of the second period advisory class- each class having at least one Coun¬cil member. The council members shall be elected no later than the first Fri¬day of each semester. The council members shall hold office for the semester in which they are elected. (Note. This amendment shall take effect the next week after its adoption.) STUDENTS: A vote will be taken upon this amendment on Friday, April 3. This is your opportunity for the long-desired change. CHATTER AND CHAFF Paul Robison has taken to weav¬ing. No doubt pretty golden hair would make a lovely thread with which to weave, but isn't it rather expensive? Ah, ah, e, o was heard from the