GRIDDERS TO BE AWARDED Athletes who, after seasons of play, have proved themselves real football men are to be rewarded for their efforts by a trip to Butte, Montana, to engage in battle with Butte High. This is the first time in a number of years that the two schools have met, and Ogden is rejoicing in the resumption of athletic relations. The battle should prove to be a good one, as the two teams are very evenly matched. Butte High has played seven games, three of which they have won, three they have lost, and one they have tied. Ogden has played seven games, of which they have won four, lost three. Co-captains Woody Call and Benny DeCorso will be in fine con¬dition for the battle and are ex¬pected to direct their team in style. —Frantzen Todd. 12. SCHOOL NEEDS HUMOR OF NEW BRAND, OPINION Contriutor Threatens To Write Paralyzing Article OGDEN HIGH SCHOOL NEWS Emily Merrill, Editor; Blaine Larsen, Associate Editor. With no apologies to the present would-be humor writers, I think their articles are unfit to represent Ogden High school. It is a crime that a few students who think they are funny make the whole school look like a kindergarten. Their ar¬ticles concern only four or five students of the 1,100 in the school. Why doesn't some student write something original that will con¬tain a laugh for a change? I'm not one to criticize, but the most these rank amateurs could do would be to print the names of their victims instead of hinting at the person's identity. "Has something come between X. Y. Z. and P. D. Q.? Is it that P. D. Q. is losing her grip?" Now wasn't that a scream? I can just see you holding your sides with laughter! As a student of this school, I should like to apologize to the readers for these articles that so degrade the school notes. Some day I am going to sit down and write some humor that will make our present so-called clown put the other foot in the grave.— Shakespeare. NEW ORGANIZATION. We are pleased to announce the opening of "The Art Studio." A special course in Life Drawing is offered to advanced art students of Ogden High school in order that they may continue the study of art to a further degree. The Study of Life promotes the sense of beauty to a further de¬gree than any other branch of art. The ancient Greeks carved the world's most beautiful statues of their ideals—feminine perfection. Standards used by the ancients to produce their masterpieces are now used in engaging beautiful girls for the stage, movies and con¬tests, and, of course, artists' models. The beauty of graceful curves was adapted from women to a most suc¬cessful use in architecture. The Greeks, Romans, Egyptians and many others carved their columns, built their arches, arranged their rooms with but one thought in mind —to copy as nearly as possible the feminine charms they knew. There has been and always will be evidence that woman's beauty is supreme and will remain unsur-passed throughout the ages. The art studio will open its course during November. Classes will con¬tinue every Tuesday and Friday from eight to nine-thirty p. m. for six weeks. The tuition of $8 plus cost of materials, covers the entire period of study. AN ILLITERATE'S DIARY. November 16.—This morning i was eatin breakfast wen dad came down and i thoht it beter let him no i was going to Bute to see the game, which i done. Him savin i shud let peeple no wen i was goin to take a trip so's they cood give me a fair- well party! By this ixpresseion it looked like he didn't think so much of the idee, and i began to tell him how necessary it was that i support the team. I got him so excited he sed i shud go by all means and he mite as well go to. I didn't object cause now i won't have to pay my own way. Speakin of spendin money, i'm glad i'm not in love with "tubs." Today he met his girl in the store, and he sed, "Say, can i by you some candy?" And she sed "it's in- material to me." And she began pickin things out that she wanted until now "tubs" hasn't any of his allowance left. I. R. C. REPORT. The I. R. C., a club composed of the members of the advanced dra¬matic art class, recently elected new officers for the ensuing six weeks, They are: Marian Smith, director; Norma London, clerk; Fred Nick- son, parliamentarian; and Arlene Haygood, reporter. This group is producing very interesting work ir contemporary poetry. Visitors will be cordially welcomed by this class.— Reporter. NEVER BE LATE. "Say! The bell has rung! You had better hurry. You know what it is to be late in class." These words came sharply to my ears as I was slowly closing my locker. They even caused me to pause for a moment with these thoughts rushing into my mind. This is the way of school. Rush¬ing to lockers, into rooms, answer¬ing questions, studying, and then, it started all over again. Yet, how pleasant it all is. To step into a hall of the school house and smile at a friend and to have the oppor¬tunity of working with that certain friend is a pleasure indeed. School is the path of life! It is built with a little hard toil for a firm foundation and a taste of sweetness for the finishing touches School—my thoughts were inter¬rupted by the sound of the second bell. With a bang, I shut my locker door and hurried up the steps. "Say, you're late," someone call¬ed! Yes, there it came again I quickened my pace to apply the motto, "Never be late."—Frona Glines. Man to a little boy on a street car: "Are you the son of Mr. Smith, the man that lisps?" Boy: "No, thir!" Mr. Wangsgaard: "How do you measure E. M. F.?" Emily M.: "In volts." Mr. Wangsgard: "How do you measure currents?" Emily: "in a quart cup."—Select¬ed. 13. O. H. S. INVITES ALL PUPILS TO HOLIDAY DANCE Thanksgiving Party Will Be Held In Hotel Ballroom OGDEN HIGH SCHOOL NEWS Emily Merrill, Editor; Blaine Larsen, Associate Editor The Thanksgiving dance is going to be held November 28, in the Hotel Ben Lomond ballroom, at nine o'clock. This is an annual affair. To insure more of these dances, we should support them to the fullest extent. Boys, get busy! Ask the best girl friend to accompany you. Let's see the greatest crowd Ogden High school has ever had at any dance in its history. Now boys, it is up to you to make this dance a success! It is com¬pletely out of the hands of the girls. We are entirely dependent on you. Isn't it a funny world? The wom¬an always has to wait for the man!