THURSDAY EVENING, JANUARY 19, 1933. Parents Invited To Attend Party Girls' Association Will Entertain Friday At Berthana OGDEN HIGH SCHOOL NOTES Parke Petterson, Editor Barbara Kimball and Marjorie Wood Associate Editors The Girls' association wishes to ! invite the parents of the students I to attend the Accolade Friday, Jan­uary 20, at the Berthana. There will be no admittance charge. Be sure and come. THE ACCOLADE A is for Accolade, be sure to be there. C is for colorful describing the af­fair. C is for come, by invitation from the sex known as fair. is for no odds, come only in pairs. L is laughter, which will not be . I rare. A is for alumni we invite you this J frolic to share. D is for delight to the boy friend you ensnare. E is for enjoyment from beginning to end, until a fond farewell is said from the bottom of the stair. These are just a few of the char­acteristics of the annual girls' Ac­colade. Let's all be there and have one glorious time. Get a date now if you haven't one, and make some little lad's heart miss a beat, for I now he has a date to that coveted Accolade. Let's say to everyone, 'I'll see you Friday night, nine, at the Accolade." NOTICE TO WRITERS Any juniors interested in trying out for a position on next year's notes staff may notify their Eng­lish teachers at once and submit their articles as soon as possible. Students who are interested in the selections will please notify I their council representatives of their choice and instruct them how to vote. WHAT I SAY TODAY have collected a number of news items concerning the students and teachers of this school, for the sole purpose of providing half-witted en­tertainment for those students who have a sense of humor. The dinosaur reminds me -of certain students of Ogden high school, long neck growth attributed !to prehistoric necking parties.' Sydney Gordon who upsets the theory of ancestors being of negroid descent by proving negroes have one more kink per inch of hair than he. ! Will the girl who called me up last night,please call again tonight? I'll be home. Hammer Head. Jack Shaw, the saddest words of tongue or pen, or what a man he might have been. Bernice Lindquist whose eyes have ever been a source of wonder 1 to the Ogden high school. Max Burp said that he wouldn't: have been so bloomin' tall but he ran around in the oakbrush so much that he kinda had to lengthen out in order to obtain any sunlight. I -He Who Snoops to Conquer. NEW STUDENTS The following new students en­rolled at school Monday: Ivan Beaudoin, Jen Patterson, Albert Ianone, Carl Schoonmaker, Fred Irey, Merlin Kemp, Chester Owens, John Van Drumiler, Morris Gross, William Racksham, Brent Robinson, Paul Williams, Leslie Johnson, Viola Sypheis, Yvonne Waldron, Beth Price, Edna Ririe, Helen Drake. The total is eighteen. We welcome them and wish them success. POPULAR SUBJECT Commercial law is proving a very popular subject this semester. Three new classes are completed with fu­ture lawyers. A GOOD ALIBI My, but that big storm Tuesday ; night did prove to be a fine alibi j for tardiness and absence. And we got by, too, for some of our teachers, notably Mrs. Raymond and Miss Woolley, couldn't get here, either. HASTE MAKES WASTE Some of our teachers in their mad j rush to get to school forget that lit­tle piece of decoration known as the necktie. Last week Dave Wangsgard came; thus attired, and thus week (so strong is example) E. S. Smith comes trotting to school without his neckwear. Needless to say the pride of these gentlemen forced them to return immediately to their homes to finish dressing. Other teachers please take warn­ing. LEAGUE GAME Friday night at seven-thirty o'clock in our own gymnasium, we play our first league basketball game against Bear River. Student; body tickets or 25 cents will admit you. We'll see you there. Sometimes, don't you think: "A boy is a student who knows a great deal about a very little, and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less until fi­nally he knows practically every­thing about nothing; whereas a girl, on the other hand, is a student who knows a very little about a great deal, and keeps knowing less and less about more and more until she knows practically nothing about ev­erything?" LADY OF THE JURY. HAPPY DAYS Monday morning brought forth a nice, little party for the cadets of C company. Yes, sir, we saw some "moving pictures"; why, the things even waved at me. We had sound, too-by Lieutenant Nate (McNamec) Iannone. Methinks that those tips given by the drawings about concealment during scouting will be most valu­able. Maybe I can hide under the desk more effectively when I don't have the assignment or sneak into the room without being seen when I am late. And that system of squad rushing will be excellent for getting through the halls. Very use­ful, this drill. GORDON HUDSON. STORM RESULTS Well, people, how did you like the Florida frozen sunshine. About eleven-thirty last night California got jealous and sent a western wind to help the lovers keep warm. Mean­while Sid Gordon played a marvel­ous game of hopscotch to enlighten the dancers at the ward last night. Bill Thompson is a fiend for shovel-, ing snow. Mr. Merrill should hirej him to shovel sidewalks for the; f privilege of putting his column in the notes. All women are pikers. One asked, to have me takQ her boots off, and! I told her if she would take off one of mine, I would take off both of hers. And she got mad. Bing's theme song is now "I'm Just a Wagabond Lover." How about stags over the Acco­lade? Can't boys come and chisel dances or vice versa? By the way, who is the prettiest junior blonde in the school (fe­male). Famous last words: Have you a literature and life book 3? Send a benny. BURP. FRIDAY EVENING, JANUARY 20, 1933. School Arranges Trio of Contests Special Attractions Await Attention During This Week-end OGDEN HIGH SCHOOL NOTES Parke Petterson, Editor Barbara Kimball and Marjorie Wood Associate Editors There are three big things for the week-end before Ogden High school faculty and pupils: Basketball-Tonight at the O. H. S. gymnasium at seven-thirty o'clock; the Tigers vs. Bear River in a rip-roaring basketball game. If the girls can't take the boys to the Accolade, let them take us to the' basketball game. Accolade - Tonight at the Berthana ballroom the wrens are throwing a big struggle. Most of the senior girls have dates while the junior girls are saving up for the dance next year. But don't let jealousy get you, boys. The Cadet Hop is coming February 22. Skiing-The O. H. S. Tigers have turned Zeta, I guess; at any rate, the Tigers have received a re- ; sponse from the East High for a: skiing jump at Bjorngaard hill (top of Twenty-ninth street) Saturday at twelve o'clock. We hope that the Cats win and wish them many falls of the day. Momentary surprises: Dale Anderson speaking to me. Clyde Cham­bers' operation. Marvin Bingham's absences. Sid Gordon's physique. Today's simile: Mrs. Chamber's tam is just like B. T.'s, only much cuter (the tam). 'Nuff said!-Burp. PERSONAL MENTION Two wrongs don't make a right, but it only takes one Wright to! make Dora wrong. (Not bad but not good.) Ray Loughton, chess player de- jluxe, added Mr. Coray's scalp to his i collection the other day. i Character is often revealed b$r lit­tle things, for instance: Bob West colors his fingernails with "Glazo." Adele Whitlock puts vinegar and j sugar on her lettuce. Garth Peck whistles like Bing Crosby. And we have it that he personally answers all his flan mail. Deirdre Dobbs (pronounced as though it was spelled 'daubs') lis­tens to Skippy and Chandu. Burp laughs at his own jokes. (Somebody's got to do it.) He told us he would quit writing for the notes if he could get a date for the Accolade. Won't some public spir­ited girl do that-for the notes? Cleone Walker sticks gum under chairs. (She covers a lot of terri- tiry, that gal.) Maurine Shaw likes to get in sr big room and listen to her voice echo. Frances Woodcock reads Plato and Aristotle. Helen Parmley writes the names of her boy friends on the wall. They recently papered her bedroom and it almost broke her heart. Max Loll spends hours and hours putting jig saw puzzles together. Bud Berrett takes napkins and spoons from Keeley's. They're get­ting so they count the chairs after Bud leaves. Don Banks wears striped ties. He tells us "they're coming back." Cliff Thorne fights with Virgie and Summer-ille coming on. (A pun.) Mary Bingham reads Emily Post. He used to drink out of finger bowls!-B. T. ELECTION DAY It was election day last Tuesday in the fourth period oral expression class. The new officers are: Rachel Beyeler, president; Wilson Wright, vice president; Fred Harris, secre­tary; Lily Jay, parliamentarian. We all wish the new officers much suc­cess. IT'S NEVER TOO LATE Hustle, bustle, and a rustle and down the hall in a great hurry comes Susan, looking very flurried. Her face is flushed and her eyes are excited. What to do about it? She hasn't her date for the Acco­lade. She, like a lot of other girls, has put it off to the last minute, but it isn't too late. We see her become suddenly calm as a young handsome brute passes by. She pur­sues him; she slips; she's up; no, she's down; she catches his coat tail; he turns around. She knows this is her chance. She mumbles at first, and then as she gains her equilibrium and her courage, she asks him for a date. He answers in the affirmative, and Susan walks proudly away to buy her ticket. Come on girls! Let's see the rest of you do the same. There are girls with tickets to sell in every class. Tickets are only seventy-five cents. Just look at the good time you can have for that amount.-Helen Mur­phy. A NOVEL GLASS For several weeks, unknown to the student body at large, there has been some extraordinary activity going on' in the lower south hall during the noon hour. Upon entering the hall, I am con­fronted with a surprising spectacle. The wall and the radiator are decked with girls, laughing and commenting on the performance! taking place in the middle of the hall. Four couples of girls are racing up and down, hopping and jumping about in a baffling fash­ion. I ask the meaning of such re­markable demonstrations of con­tortion and am told that Mary So- and-so is teaching Susie Who-ja- ma-call-it the double shuffle! "Oh!" I say, enlightened, for, at first glance, it was beyond my pow­ers of comprehension. One day I, too, joined the class and found it most intriguing-if slightly heating. Famous last words: "Even you can learn the double shuffle!"- Helene H. THIS AND THAT Lowell Jymes has an "Old Sweet­heart" on the byne. The R. O. T. C. manual says that a tired horse "shuffles." Does B. T. remind anyone of a tired horse? The new theme song of a certain girls' club is, "Buddy, can you spare a diamond?" Has anyone ever heard Dorothy Paine say, "Mr. Chairman! I move this report be accepted?" Believe it or not, Beverly Brown is an associate editor of the quar­terly (Irony). Jack Shay is a "gone-er" again.- "R." REGULAR COUNCIL Regular council meeting was called to order by President Anderson; the roll was called, the minutes were read and approved. The president announced that a financial report will be given next meeting. He also announced the game with Bear River High, Friday eveing at seven-thirty, Ogden High gymnasium. Miss Marian Cheesman, reporting for the flag committee, reported that the flag design was approved by the principal and the faculty. The report Was accepted. A financial report of the school play will be given at next meeting. Each member was asked to takei word to his advisory class that an) election of new members should take; place not later than Friday; the new members should watch the notes to prepare for election of the assistant editors. Council then adjourned-Wendell Fowler, Secretary.