WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 18, 1963 HIGHLANDER PAGE NAME IN PAPER? i's All in the Name y YOU'LL BE MET “Meet the Scots:” Dale Burnett, Karen Boggs, Dennis Moore, Linda Zitting, Jim Van Leeuwen, Marcia Healy, Dick Brown, Janice Degrood, and Joe Battisti, (Left to right. See story at left column.) BLIND DATE The following students represent this issue’s random selecttion of students whom you should meet and get to know before the next issue of the Highlander comes out in approximately three weeks: It’s a school The romance The week-end With no The phone A MONK'S SONNET spoke A monk build a fence ’round a coconut tree. a guy to reach dying to meet you: my Sorry "bout last one is time—you different I’ve sure you!. you! For Batteries heard), word! drew a jerk! ... Ss this FARTHER ALONG THE michael RHODEs, I SAW A jan- Jeri. give it’s You plan your blow all The beauty Talks The ‘Bath date and dress who and hours mascara is the night! glance at your waste, Forbidding all other monkeys a taste. Why, if ’'d put a fence Then comes You’re And He shaking confront Bald a You head. . .. up Go out at night and get on You stagger a stew, Or use a gun, or club, or knife, To take some other monkey’s life. “Yes, man descended, the And he On the But as and clutch of the hand the You'll languish Before you’ll get at on 500 front open it looks LOLOL A I borrow. wankle. each your angle. grooming; are too tight. times.. door-bell the chimes! door like a limp glasses, no albacore! chin, buck teeth and he sizes twin. a creep, a true jerk, and smirk. at the door in “a” evening—a future, you the shoes maybe square, nauseous rest then perfuming. and the thick a your to spend Frankenstein’s takes disappears. covered subtle as you Well, utter with you of feet, It’s complete, deadline have watch a bit guy. years... comfort? sound is all of five you A the gloom and and about This the saved—and date can’t breathe thinks be 16 long is all set for tomorrow. out you all you’ve it all comes salts In the good-bye, might of these as money the parents; thought day dreamed campaign the shop with say aaa that you,ve You you i one as if—maybe—this PBL excited wonder POOP pretty you a You’re And eight-thirty. net.” a ae my a T’ll wear But set. doubling, PPO then POLLO Okay, We're You Starvation would force to steal from me. “Here’s another think monk won't do— — is only A Big’ Wheel op- Campus. And let the coconuts go to around the tree who dream-date! it’s hours (so You’ve Til they scarcely know who is their mother. “And another thing you will mever see: — to but and on gk i one to another, dead. this thing home till trapped in you as moist you merciful is gasp, clammy grasp. curtain. certain! disintegrate another blind date!!! Specialized Hubcaps? See Ogden Aute Parts 363 23rd St. The sloppiest thing in the world is not a man who has been dragged out of a river, ‘but a girl trying to cry and chew gum at the same time. The tragedy of the flea is that he knows for a certainty that all his children will go to the dogs. Headlights? Need See Ogden Auto Parts 363 23rd St. SO Unknown SF —Author I he didn’t des- cend from us! Taper Toe or Pointed Toe All Colors, All Fabrics ADLER SOX Regular or Alta ARR ornery cuss, But, brother, With Bang Greetings Scots, This year has officially started off with a bang. The Boys‘ Association and Intereclan Federation presented a Hootenanny on Wednesday, August 4. We plan to have several of these activities during the coming year, if we can just organize our clans. If you wish to organize a new clan, or reorganize an old” tradit mtact Mr. ~~ Or pass them on jrom Don, hours doll But were ~School Starts ~~ with it’s for A “tn you CORNER ll a mother monk leave her babies others to bunk, wish ES Oe To you springs— CLAN ela And you have never known prospects hope momentary. hoping positive The life; no and terminated. ahead, ice HALLOWELL, BUT IT HAD NO christine WATERs IN IT, JUST AN OLD gary LADLE USED TO DIP THE WATER WITH. SO vicki GAILEY ONWARD I CONTINUED spencer WRIGHT .ALONG. THE doug WAY. I WAS GOING TO janice CHASE A WILD rachel de BOER UP A david ‘HILL, BUT DECIDED TO richard PEEL AN ORANGE I HAD SEEN jeffrey FALL. I steve FELT WORRIED WHEN I REACHED MY doug CARIlson BECAUSE I KNEW THAT WITHOUT MY KEY, I WOULD adrienne COOK IN THE GREAT HEAT. THEN I REMEMBERED THAT SOMEONE HAD SAID rick HASSETT THUS, I WALKED ALL THE WAY HOME THAT david KNIGHT. I HAD TURNED kathy ALLRED FROM THE SUN. OH linda HALEs! . ed her and rings just far OOOO his wife, Starved her babies, or ruin- was not OOOO The very idea is a disgrace. “No monkey ever deserted and DF two, week looming a AO en, “you There is a certain rumor that can’t be true: That man descended from our noble race. bored RAP Me last is trying Just A of plans thrill You’re “Been sat in @ Co- homework—you’re frustrated. Joe Battisti, Karen Boggs, Dick Brown, Dale Burnett, Janice Degrood, Marcia Healy, Dennis Moore, Jim Van Leeuwen, and Linda Zitting. _ Three monkeys night—there’s GORA Because of the large number of selections to be made during the year, you have a high chance ot being selected. When will your name appear? It could be in the next issue or it could appear near the end of the school year. f ONE FINE tom DAY I TOOK A WALK FROM MY CAR. AS I PROGRESSED donald WESTOVER A _sherrill HILL, I BUMPED INTO A __ david BROWN doug POST. I PICKED MYSELF gloria OPP OFF THE GROUND AND AS I WAS linda ZITTING THERE ON THE shauna POST, ALONG CAME A craig NANNEY GOAT ON A _ barbara HUNT FOR FOOD. IT ATE SOME karla GREEN GRASS THEN david LEFgren. I HAD OBVIOUSLY craig WARNER-ED INTO A FAVORITE EATING PLACE OF ANIMALS AS ALONG CAME A carol SWIFT kelly SPARROW, A sharon YOUNG phillip FOX, AND A kirk BLACK ann BADGER. larry FARR TO THE dean NORTH I COULD SEE A richard LANE WHICH I DECIDED TO RETURN TO MY CAR BY. kathy DOWNs THE LANE I NOTICED A janie HAMMER LYING IN THE ROAD, BUT WHEN I PICKED IT UP I judy BENNIT ALL OUT OF SHAPE SO I JUST DECIDED TO kathy LEAVITT THERE. THERE WAS SO vicky MUCHMORE I COULD DO WITH A MAP OR A jerry FORRESTER THAN WITH A BROKEN patsy HAMmer. During the coming year Ben Lemond must achieve student participation if it hopes to beeeme a great school. What better way is there of achieving this than the students beceming acquainted with each other? For this reason, the Highlander will publish a new series of articles called “Meet the Scots.” The first article will carry the names ef nine students selected from random out of the Plaid Parade. Everyone in Ben Lomond should meet and beceme acquainted with these students. BOBBLE - 3 ape ”*SHOES 2283 FOR ALL THE Washingtgn Porat PPO GG em PPP OP FAMILY” Boulevard Ladd adda LOLOL GRO ll