HIGHLANDER | Me Superstitious? eS Suet Of Course Not! | s JENIENE VAN Fairies? No, of course don’t believe in them — BUT THEY’RE THERE! After «all, who else supplies the magic that makes charms work? Now I suppose you’d like to know DYKE cae “The feovitag) scene takes. place in the lunchom of the famous Ben Lomond High School. The acters are two average high school girls; averhair, “average looks, average shoes, average ins, (BOYS), and both have a bad habit of talk07 oil Be ‘is giving the Jow-down what charms. on a certain young- 1iss who, well, we'll find out later, to the averlooking girl, chomping on a nice red apple, ae from tin oo who has a bad ‘KILL A PERSON, ting that anyone tells her; which, Mable knows and tries to take advan- PLACE AN it? Let’s couple of skip ahead chapters. this one: TWO h, — Mable. I promith 1I won't - FORKS PEOPLE CATCH ROW. Togs, ‘some pone are different. ‘Let’s skip ae down e c dy « ngle nt ly dangle hook , letting mn think tha he was | | Dear Editor: man in her life. Well, he certainly Also a special thank just haven’t heard the rest of it. out about it! ing her and dating her, as though he was _ the only man in her life. Personally, (she __ whispers) I think that they’re both nutty. zy: (Chomp) Oh, I do, too. Why, letting that aes boy just dangle there, and whath worth ith him not even caring what she doth behind: hith back ith more than I can thee. : Well, if I tell you who I’m talking about, _ do you promise on a stack of Bibles that you - won’t ever, ever tell anyone? izzy: Oh, where ith the Bibleth? For I thant ever tell a thingle liven, breathen thoul, not ever ___ in my whole lifetime. the small size of the tape-recorder we were - unable to tell who it was). zy: No. You're thorly kidding. able: Noth, I thurtainly am not and if I ever find - out that thith thtory hath ever leaked out of the bag, I will thorly know who did it. Why, Mable. Do youth have a thpeeth de-. | = _ fect? I thounds ath though your Hithpine: 4 sOh, 1 give up. Leth go to clath. ie now sign off with our famous little motto: It ’s not how theSates says it; it’s what he aN os drive proved disheartening to the Kathy Morrin, Vice-President; and Dana Pizza,. Secretary hope to make this year the best ever for the Sophomore Class. | Know Now A ‘eat desk piled high with books; a Abies cramped, reading in a dim light; the deep silence of intense study; aa student challenging his knowledge for preparation. This ‘was not for me. I would not be one of ‘those who studied for six — hours a night. I would not worry about assignments. nie I did not know the Sonera 1 threw away. The oppor: Se not — am no oo allowedear I ; es ‘ roamed the streets looking tees a jol ae and_ me good jobs need was so smart no lc trained people. The jalopy I once china to If once again I could have the chance to be on an assembly and see my fellow students ,but the assemblies have gone. 1 did not know the opportunity I threw away. I know it now. I am a high school drop-out. you JIM LAWRENCE, Thank you Scots! f to WIN RED CROSS CONTEST Red Cross everyone who contributed. This year Ben Lomond proved that the Scots are not only fighting and friendly but generous, too. Carol Dugan President I mean yes. And do you know ~ didn’t do one thing, not one lousy just keeps on dating her and dat- Due annual would like to thank the officers©‘er impresses anybody. At times, when I let myself think aboot of Dance Clan for sponsoring what is going to happen in the future, I begin to get worried. a dance for the Red Cross during the week of our drive. I am a back number. youth. - (Leans over and whispers. to her. : eS The officers of the Red Cross hat’s what I should say. Why, if y courage at all, I’d go up to that nd tell him what a chump. she is makit of him. mp, chomp, | chomp) Why, I thorly. were The | I'd better flip the ‘pages again. © a Did vou know that IN SI- -BERIA | Weil, you found (Ch ‘Yeth, uh, what? He thing. He SOPHOMORES seniors and juniors while the sophomores contributed $15 more than any other class. . Above, the new sophomore officers discuss their newly won a victory and plans for the coming year. Robert Dean, President; ACCIDENTALLY PLACED AT ONE PLACE SETTING ON THE DINNER TABLE SIGNIFIES THAT THE PERSON WILL MARRY TWO HUSBANDS OR WIVES. Interested? Read charm two of this chapter: IF TWO COUPLES SHAKE HANDS CROSSWISE, ONE PAIR OF THE FOUR WILL. MARRY. Oops, hope you don’t think that I’m love sick, marriage crazy, or anything. Guess male t boy, I just had to inform you, ew. that you will never tell anoth- eae (Chon doesn’t Try switch on our remote controlled hot this book ARTICLE OF HIS WORN CLOTHING IN A STONE JAR. BURY THIS JAR IN A GRAVEYARD. THE PERSON WILL DIE. Rather chills a person, = now Take that the fairies dropped in my study last night entitled “CHARMS FOR HALLO. WEEN,” guaranteed to contain. some interesting and amusing charms. Hmmm — here’s one: TO Highlander Motto No nation, no station My envy e’er could raise; A Scot still, A Scot still; I knew nae higher praise —Robert Burns NEED Cauoun The . HIGHLANDER Forkaster STAFF VOLUME 11 NUMBER 4 Editor-in-Chief ‘Jeniene Van Dyke Page One Editor Page Two Editor ... 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