FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1969 HIGHLANDER PREFACE MEET | THE SCOTS “Art Linkletter, Get Out of My Life™ By KATHY JOHNSON > I don’t listen to the radio any more. It’s bad news. I heard a commercial the other day offering $1,000 to your family in case you dropped dead while watching their horror movie. It’s depressing. I can just picture some money-hungry sadist dragging his grey-haired grandmother with heart trouble to the drive-in and saying, “Look, Granny, You could sit up coming to take your ing your albums to heh, heh.” all night worrying about the Beatles favorite disc jockey away, or hackpieces trying to prove Paul McCart- ney wrong when he says, “I’m not dead.” The songs aren’t improving, either. Some people may thrive on it, but I personally don’t like to hear Art Linkletter hour. begging me to I don’t even KNOW come home once every half the guy, and I'd be glad to JEFF home if he promised to get off the air. Jeff Fleming is one of our There are other songs that are beautiful and en- most important seniors. His favlightening during the day time, only to become horrify- orite sports are wrestling and ing at night. How would you feel, waking up at 3 a.m. football. Jeff lettered in wreswith the radio playing ‘Cold Turkey,” which is a heroin tling in his sophomore year; addict having a withdrawal fit. It’s a beautifully written song and I must say the performer has a beautiful groan. I just wish he wouldn’t go into withdrawal under my bed at 3 a.m. How about “Brother Paul,” by Billy Shears. Step right in line here, friends, with the dollar bill clutched in your sweaty palm and buy the only copy in existence of Brother Paul. wrestling, track, and cross country in his junior year; and football until he broke his hand this year. He has taken first in state and fourth in region in wrestling. Jeff would like to go into psychology or coaching after he graduates. Jeff carries a B average. The commercials are aimed at our high mentality. OF COURSE we believe in a talking gas pump. And who can doubt that “Tackle” is the number 1 topic on all our dates? Pepsi’s got that special taste that pours } a “ eer as ‘ . VANWAGONER BRUCE Chris’s favorite spectator sport is football. Chris is in the A Cappella and Modern Choir. She would like to go to college and become a high school teacher. She wants to major in English and minor in music. She went to All State Choir this year. Chris likes to golf, bowl, shoot guns and bows and arrows. She received a four-point average last year, but doesn’t think she will carry it this year. Have the Look of Tomorrow... ee of your tree from over-exposure. So ies If there was a song your mother hummed to you father during intermission at the 3-D movies, -you can look forward to hearing it. You can also look forward to previewing for three weeks any record by a group J that has sold ever sold was There are but I'd rather one record, even if the only record they to the group leader’s mother. a dozen things you can look forward to, look back on them, thank you. Since a friend of mine isa D.J., I feel I owe the medium a small amount of gratitude. So my ears and my conscience compromise. My clock radio goes on at exactly 2 a. m. and off at 6 a. m. No need to thank me. As long as it doesn’t disturb my dog’s beauty sleep, I’ll continue to do it. P.S.: I only wrote this column so that someone would nominate me for the Leman Lemon Award. Western Wishes BEN Arts to Photos Offer LOMOND HIGH Special Living Color Package THE COLLEGIATE $29.95 1—8 x 10 2—5 x 7 12—Wallets Make an Appointment Now for Your Personalized Sitting in Our Studio WESTERN ARTS PHOTOS 2518 Washington Blvd. Phone 394-3202 The feel of horsepower, super styled sports cars . hew musical sounds... girls in psychedelic body stockings... and the different look of BLOCK’S colorful shirts are the things young men enjoy. The shirt with the longer, wider, higher collar is cut for YOU — emphatically shaped, lean, torso-traced. Deep solid colors, clean racing stripes or muted checks. Come in, see for yourself. 2444 WASHINGTON TEEPLES Bruce Teeples enjoys all sports, music, drama, and, of course, Bonnie Lassies. Bruce has had two leads in the last two musicals at B. L., “Carousel,” and “South Pacific.” Bruce has been in various plays. He is President and Drum Major of our school band. He is also President of the Modern Choir. He has been a member of A Cappella Choir and Band for three years. Bruce carries a B-plus average. BLOCK SHIRTS it on. Tanfastic so you can remember to stop in at Mildred’s in the Salt Palace restrooms, where the fun is. The station is sponsoring a concert November 31 and you can anticipate weeks of listening pleasure with the appearing group’s records, punctuated by commercials for said concert. Of course, this only goes on until the final week, when they begin to count the fateful minutes, hours and seconds in addition to driving yo CHRIS FLEMING come BOULEVARD