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Show _ WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 1970 APRIL HIGHLANDER FOOL'S Ben Sorry, Caviar, T-bones Delayed, But How About Fried Piranha? : 1 Many new and exciting events will take place this week, some of which we believe should attention of the student body. be called to the The cooks regret to inform us that the caviar and T-bone steaks ordered for this week’s lunches have not arrived as yet; so they will contine to serve the regular fare: beans and franks. Mr. Bullock informs us that next year’s production will be the musical, ‘Hair’. To add interest, the famous “skin” scene will be portrayed by faculty members: Monte Ogden, Myrna Burbank, John Agee and Cynthia Phillips. The lead role of the “Man with the Finger” will be portrayed by Mr. Al Kap. A new duced into lead breed the to attend of tropical swimming afternoon fish was pool that A SKI See RACK? Ogden Auto Paris & Glass Co. little 363 22nd St. COLLEGE STATES NAVY BAND Fine Arts Center April 29th The top prize for winning State will be a scholarship to the college of the winner’s choice. creatures would be ot some use 1n Cleaning up the murky waters. Untortunately, several of the found floating belly-up Monday morning Mower. Services will be held Thursday at after which a fish dinner will be enjoyed The UNITED The Betty Crocker test took place in December when she competed against 60 other B.L. girls. Before the end of the year she will go on to state competition representing our school. NEED STATE Presents Ranae Muir is our Miss Betty Crocker Homemaker of the Year. In order to qualify for this award Ranae had to achieve a very high score in Ben Lomond competition. intro- the WEBER Betty Crocker Award rehearsals. recently in hopes Girl Receives The previously scheduled production of “Mary Poppins Meets Dracula” has been cancelled due to the inability of the male Lomond PAGE 5 4 and 8 P.M. Matinee Tickets—$1.50 adults, $1.00 $.75 children Evening Tickets—$1.25 to $2.25 students, For more information call the WSC Fine Arts Center Box Office, phone 394-9952 piranhas were by Miss Joyce Mr. Dinsdale’s, by all. Will participants in last week’s bra-burning demonstration please meet in Room 37% after school today to hear a lecture from the school nurse on the possibility bers of bruises causing cancer. The Assembly Committee meets Friday with memof the A.S.P.C.A. in Municipal Court to answer charges of goose-choking, terrior exploitation and turtle abuse. Students interested in serving as character witness for the geese, please contact Gary Little. As a result of a recent epidemic, Skip Read is offlimits to all girls until further notice. This year’s Clansman will contain a full two-page foldout of Dean Grover in the nude. The yearbook announced that oor Sales have reached 4 an i l- as: — high. ed and ae ne there is a possibiilty that a recount may 3 ae Bh eh See Wienke aie: oe< be called. The results announced by Student Body President Robert Alley; Vice President Herc Haywood; Secretary Janet Hoyal, and Historian Dawn Briggs were: Student Body President, Robert Alley; Vice President, Herc Haywood; Secretary Janet Hoyal, and Historian, Dawn Briggs. Members of the Debate team presented Mr. Mike Monson with a gift of gratitude for his devotion to the team, mark, a cat o’ nine tails. Mr. Monson was heard to re‘I’m sure, I contend, that I might, as stated in Science Weekly, January issue, be able to put it to good use. In Executive Council meeting yesterday, Larry Vail was voted Scot of the Year by a vast majority, until he realized that everyone had gone to lunch and he was talking to himself. The new school library will boast many conveniences never before seen in a school library, such as the Whoopee Room featuring a “Playboy” collection donated by Mr. Bailey, the world famous “Mad” maga- zine series given to us by Monte Ogden, and old copies of “True Romance” The assembly iously announced. in honor Okroy. will be held as prev- APRIL FOOL’S!!! For Extra Accessories See Ogden of Mrs. for tomorrow Aut o Parts Ogden Auto Parts & Glass Co. : Home of Necessary and Unnecessary Auto Parts ART De Ayla THE NEW _IMAGE@ 4595 SOUTH SOO WEST RIVERDALE, UTAH 84403 IN WEDDING PHONE CANDIDS 393-1792 3rd and Harrison Blvd. Open Daily, Except Sunday |