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Show IMPOSSIBLE INTERVIEWS WITH UNIMPORTANT PEOPLE Your inquiring reporter ob¬tained a last minute interview with W M _ , Ogden's Candidate in the closing hours before the momentous election for the Last arrival in the Human Race. Question: What do you think of the club situation in Ogden High School? Answer: Butter is forty cents a pound in Russia. Q: Who is your candidate for the Queen of the Classicalia? A: I'll take a Double-thick, pineapple, cream, banana-split with catsup. Q: What is your stand on Class Pins? a: I nominate R.H. for the Sucker of the Month. Q: What do you think of our Vice-principal? A: Galilo was the bartender who proved that gravity has nothing to do with falling bodies. Q: Are you in favor of smoking on the campus? A: An allogory is a close rela¬tion to the crocidile. Q: Have you any last statement you would like to make before this election. A: To my friends let me say that you know mt platform; in regards to money, God help those who helps themselves; in regards to jobs, what work the w. p. a. didn't do we'll leave undone." There you have it, folks, and may the best man be well groomed. -Scaramouche- Mr. Poulter claims that he was an Easter Lily, but we think he was just a good Easter egg. Hope you had a happy birthday Sunday anyway . OUR HAPPY MARRIAGE Most married people fight and nag, A thing which I deplore; I'm glad to state I've got a wife I cherish and adore. We're the only pair on record. Still living with his mate, Devoid of animosities And jealousies and hate. We are an ideal couple, Just a "husband" and a "wife", Who've solved the secret of success In hymeneal strife; And the reason that we get along In sweet, connubial bliss, Is because we're never stingy With a compliment or kiss. Every man should take a wife! I took a darling blonde! The marriage tie between us is a most estatic bond! She never flies up red with rage. She's always is the pink, And never green with jealousy, Which spoils wives. I think. We do not fight, far in the night, We'd much rather kiss; We're a happy married couple, Our love's so hot it melts. Oh yes, we two are married And never shall we part! George Jensen QUEEN FORECAST Ogden's future queen as foretold by Abigail, famed sorceress and evil-doer: Since I have been cabled upon to foretell the girl who will be Ogden High School's Classicalia queen, I will pierce the veil of |