The Band Wagon By an Intramental Sentrovert Willie had some dynamite He didn't understand it quite, But he found out that seldom pays, For it rained Willie for 17 days. "Congratulations, my boy!" "But you just said I flunked out of medical school." "Ah, but think of the lives you have saved." "That girl over there shows distinction in her clothes." "You mean distinctly, don't you?" The husband who talks in his sleep may easily ruin his wife's nerves. Especially if she can't quite hear what he is saying. ; Waiter: Yes, sir, we do all our cooking by electricity. Patron: Well then please take this egg out and give it another shock. Let's get our wives together tonight and have a big evening. O K, but where shall we leave them? How can a girl keep her youth? Get him young and never introduce him to another girl. ( the following was thugged from Don Blanding) If you were dust beside the road In sultry summer weather I'd be a cloud and rain on you And we'd be mud together.