HAVE YOU HEARD Hand it to them--these good little girls who can sluff and get legitimate excuses from their mothers. Say A.R. If you expect to keep a firm grip on the heart of M.W. you will have to do some quick stepping, for Mickey seems to have one eyes on her. (or maybe both, who knows? ) Spring is in the air, and we' re wondering if it's love or weather that makes Clara T. take such an interest in Desmond N. "Just a game" Say what the duece is this, a game? What does La Mar B. think he's playing, taking turns dancing with Georgia H. and Catherine D.M. Titles that fit: "The Wind" — — Spencer Savage "The Blush" Gerald B. "Killer" Pee-Wee Miller "The Night-ingale" - - Rex Firth "Man of the Hour" Claire B. "The Mighty Voice"---Lamoine S. "Beauty and the Beast"--Jack G. and Gerry W. "The Dear Slayer" Kay C. Can this last? (Ray P. and Babby E.) Why is Betty S. now singing "He Was My Man."? BIRTHS TONES; For borrowers-- the touchstone. For editors the grindstone. For careless drivers the tombstone. The Vacationalite, Saracuse, New York. The six ages of women: Safety pins, Hair pins, Fraternity pins, Diamond pins, Clothes pins, Rolling pins. The Campanite, palo Alto HAVE YOU HEARD "All those who want to go to heaven please raise their hands." All except one student did. "Why, Richard," said the teacher. "Wouldn't you like to go to heaven?" "Haw, not if that bunch is going." The Emerald Cherry: "I heard you got a letter from you cousin. Was there anything important in it?" Georgia: "Well, I didn't open it, for on the envelope was printed; Please return in five days, so I sent it back." Vivian came to her mother the other day crying and complaining that her sister had been teasing her. "Mamma, I wish you would punish her." "How, Vivian, you wouldn't want to see me punish your sister, would you? "No, but you can take her up stairs where I can't see you." He looked around to see if all was quiet and ready. Everything was. He gazed into the strained, tense faces, but none made a move to stop him. Suddenly he placed a short .38 revolver near his temple, said a few panting words and pulled the trigger. Bang! and at the outburst of the crowd, four athletes sped down the track. Elias B. phoned his girl up: "What are you doing?" Girl; "Getting ready for church." E.B. "Wrong number, goodbye." V.P. "Who's absent today? Marvin: "I think it's Ida." V.P. "No, it's a boy." Marvin: "Congratulations'. Where's the cigars?" Student: "If quinine is a bark of a tree, is canine the bark of a dog?" '(Sometimes we wonder.)