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Show --How do you like my red hair? --Bruce, you are forever a smart ass. --Your eyes may shine, your teeth may grit, but that’s my chair and your ass better git. --Ah, hell no! --Shit, Hell, Damn! --Today, | look like a can of kraut. --You can’t be unhappy with me because that’s against the law. --| am in love with Obama, and if someone divorces him, I’m going to marry him. | --White on rice! --He’s so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot. --He’s like a lost ball in high weeds. --How are your crum pickers (kids)? --Joan, do you see the color of my shoe? black, I’m Negro. It’s black. I’m not --I’m as happy as a sissy at the YMCA. --Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Today is my birthday! ago a miracle was born! was What was that miracle? 105 years That miracle me! --Remember Spencer (or insert your name here) , God loves only you more than me. |